Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Make, Release, And Catch 'The Nines'



Thanks much to John August for his very informative yet terribly sobering wrap up to his journey that was The Nines. And because his feature directing debut and its subsequent theatrical/DVD release was so firmly rooted in the world of the small independent film, thus making it like pretty much all Canadian feature films, I thought it worth excerpting some of Mr. August's wisdom.
A quote from Mark Gill in the LA Times last week would seem discouraging for independent filmmakers:

Of the 5,000 films submitted to Sundance each year — generally with budgets under $10million — maybe 100 of them got a U.S. theatrical release three years ago. And it used to be that 20 of those would make money. Now maybe five do. That’s one-tenth of 1%. Put another way, if you decide to make a movie budgeted under $10 million on your own tomorrow, you have a 99.9% chance of failure.

There are lots of ways to criticize his logic. For starters, most Sundance movies are way under $10 million. Many are under a million. And he seems to omit a figure for how many indie films are getting a theatrical release now as opposed to three years ago.

We need to ask, “Failure for whom?” Even a movie that doesn’t earn its budget back will likely make money for its distributors, once you factor in video and TV sales. More crucially, a good indie film generates future work for its stars and filmmakers. So there’s a lot of success to be found in that 99.9% failure.

All that said, he’s kind of right.

He's kind of right...shiiiit. That's some bad odds. August goes on to say that his movie turned out just the way he wanted, but the release of the movie was deeply disappointing. Thankfully though, he doesn't do a lot of finger pointing but instead lists several crucial stages in the The Nines release, from Sundance screenings to the DVD hitting the shelves, and then explains what he might have done differently at each stage vs. what actually went down.

Take Sundance for example --- August lists all the other films in addition to his that had buzz when he was there, and then lays out how they ultimately performed.

Eighteen months later, it’s fascinating to see how little the festival buzz mattered. Prices for these movies — a key component of buzz, as in, “Did you hear how much it sold for?” — were all over the board, from the low six-figures to $7 million for Son of Rambow.

But it made no difference. They all pretty much tanked.

Waitress sold quickly, was released quickly, and made the most by far at the box office ($19M).3 Second place was Under the Same Moon ($12.5M), followed by Once ($9M) and How She Move ($7M). Son of Rambow will likely end up in fifth. It’s currently in release, and made $8M overseas.

In terms of box office, none of these are hits in the way Little Miss Sunshine was. But you’d be happy being any of them, because beyond those five, the other movies on the list fell off a cliff. None of them made a million. In fact, most didn’t make it over $100,000. The Nines didn’t, despite opening well.

But at least we opened. At least we sold. For our year, 3,287 feature films were submitted to Sundance, of which 122 played. Roughly 20 played in theaters.

Wow. That's some kind of seriously depressing numbers game going on. And here I was last week criticizing Canadian release Young People F**king for only mustering up around a 300,000 gross over the past month (this considering all the free publicity surrounding the film and Bill C-10) ...but damn, perhaps I was a little harsh.

Or maybe, as August says later in his post, "(for the small independent feature)...theatrical release is kinda bullshit."


I get a lot of questions every year from students or up and comers about why does the Canadian feature film biz suck... or why aren't more Canuck features in theatres... or how easy or hard is it to make a low budget feature film... and the takeaway is it's really f**king hard for everyone. And then you have to try to get people to see it, which in many ways can be even harder than making the damn thing.


Thanks for sharing John...the post in all its honest and straightforward entirety is entitled 'Sundance, The Nines, and the Death of the Independent Film', and you can read it HERE.

Monday, June 30, 2008

Wanted Wanting & Slutting The Links

Saw Wanted on Friday night...lots of good loud sexy mind-bending fun, thanks in part to solid performances from James McAvoy and Angelina Jolie, but primarily due to the incredibly imaginative visual stylings of Russian-Kazakh film director Timur Bekmambetov. Bekmambetov is best known for his effects-ladden vampire franchise Night Watch and Day Watch...and he brings more A-game to Wanted.

Seriously, check out this dude's work --- it's like the Wachowski Brothers on steroids.


But speaking of the Wachowski's, Wanted was no Matrix, even though much of its story was structurally similar. Regular guy...works in cubicle...finds out he has special abilities...learns to use them --- I won't play spoilers...but will say that not only was The Matrix groundbreaking as far as visual effects go, it still holds up as an exciting, well-told story today (I had to watch Neo do his thing again later that night). Wanted's story wasn't bad but it left me wanting... more.

LINK SLUTTING EDIT: Sex In The Sub's Bill Martell rambles on not only about Wanted but also the ups and downs of a possible SAG strike (see further down) over at his digs.

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And speaking of directors, Ken Levine writes a nice post about 'Why Writers Direct', including this snippet...

No, the real reason writers want to direct is this: directing is easier. Sure there are long hours, a million stupid questions (who gives a fuck what color the floss is? It’s floss!!), difficult actresses, and Faye Dunaway. But your job is to make something that already exists work. That’s a whole lot easier than creating something out of nothing.

He's right you know...but even though its easier, I will still give top marks to the good smart directors out there who can take that something that already exists on the page and elevate it, I mean really elevate it, to a new and exciting level. Like a Timur Bekmambetov for example...

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And go get educated by Nikki Finke about where things are at and where they might go regarding a possible SAG (Screen Actors Guild) strike. The actors contract with the AMPTP expires end of this month, and a lot of what you'll read will sound exactly like what was heard earlier this year during the WGA writers strike, and it is...the same i mean...but hopefully, lessons were learned then by the studios and networks and another extended work stoppage can be avoided (it's certainly slowing down right now for a lot of Canadian service producers I know). Or perhaps another shutdown is exactly what the Big Seven want...


That said.... Happy Canada Day everyone.

Friday, June 27, 2008

Get The Dumpling!

Yes, it was rather simplistic with a predictable storyline, but still the most fun I've had at the cinema so far this year was watching Dreamworks latest animated effort Kung Fu Panda. Chock full of several very imaginative and visually stunning sequences...the highlight was this Friday Fun-worthy chopsticks battle over a dumpling...



Because it made me smile...and say 'kewl'.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

(X)PS....I Love You

Mmmmm....is there anything prettier than a new laptop right out of the box?



Beavis has to transfer over all his files, and then it's time to play.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Diane Gets Busy...And Bible Belting

Ms. Diane Kristine has been busy, not only providing us with some interesting interviews via her BlogTalkRadio podcast with Canadian TV directors Martin Wood and David Winning...LISTEN HERE...but also piecing together a nice TV writing post gleaned from her time in Banff spent with House's David Hoselton and Jeff Greenstein from Desperate Housewives.

One snippet that stood out for me was this:

Hoselton confirmed that House doesn't have a show bible, a document that supposedly collects the known facts of the series. "It's sort of a joke," he revealed. "Every now and then, somebody will say 'Where does Wilson live?' 'I don't know, it's in the bible.' "

Greenstein suggested show bibles are not particularly common or useful, given the collective memory of the writing staff and the availability of episodes and scripts online. "If there's one on Desperate Housewives, I haven't seen it." In fact, he hasn't read a bible for any of his shows. "It's probably a useful tool if you're a freelancer," he shrugged. "But the series bible to me is a relic of pre-Internet days. It's not necessarily a tool we worry about."

Pretty much every US showrunner I've spoken with over the past few years has echoed this sentiment, that TV series bibles are a thing of the past. There might be a pitch document that gives character overviews and the gist of the show and where it all might go, but once it gets rolling the 'bible' really only lives in the writers room and showrunner's head.

But here in Canada for some reason, bibles continue to be a broadcaster-required necessary evil. I suppose it helps the execs maintain some control over the creative process ("That can't happen, it's not in the bible!"), but it can truly stifle the natural progression of things.

Good TV series don't happen according to a hard and fast pre-designed plan...they evolve. Of course you need a jumping off point, but once production begins, actor chemistry develops and character relationships take on a life of their own...pitches that sounded great don't end up that way on the page...arcs that felt right don't play out as well as expected....budget crunches require a bottle show or a lot of studio shooting...and then there's the audience response to take into account. And by that I don't mean listening to the screeching of the Internet fan boy/girls...I mean getting a sense of what viewers are responding to once shows go to air (what they are digging and what they aren't) and then applying it to future episodes.

And most importantly, there's 'the rooms' response to produced episodes. If you are any good as a creative, you should be able to recognize if something is working or not. But that can't happen if the season is being mapped out in minute detail from beginning to end prior to filming even beginning. And if it wasn't working, it'd be so painful to keep adhering to the bible because someone upstairs kept saying you had to...and by upstairs I don't mean God, though some may see themselves that way.

I'd forgotten I'd written about this subject last year, but pretty much everything I said then still holds water now.

The only shows I worked on that had bibles that were truly helpful and continually updated were Mentors, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, and The Outer Limits. Note that all these were anthology series of sorts...and unlike most shows today, they used to hire a lot of freelance writers. So the bible was primarily an overview of the 'rules of the show' and the continuing characters (if any), and then a synopsis of all the stories produced thus far (so the freelancer would know what not to pitch). That kind of bible made sense...but in today's day and age of most series being written in the room by the staff, not so much sense.

And for Canadian shows entering their 2nd or even 3rd season, it really really makes no sense at all.

Read the entire post by Diane HERE.


EDIT: And as usual, anything I say here McGrath says better (and longer)...go read the big guy riff on Bible bashing over at DeadThings.

Monday, June 23, 2008

When The Good Stuff Gets Taken From Us...

...it's a sad day indeed.



I always had and always will have a place for Carlin's stuff. RIP.

Friday, June 20, 2008

Musically Tagged...Or What's Making Me Sing These Days

I've sort of avoided playing the tag game for some time now, but UK's Blowing My Thought Wad hit me up with one that I'm happy to take a run at...


“List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they’re not any good, but they must be songs you’re really enjoying now.”


In no particular order, here are my Magnificent Seven:

1) High & Dry' by Radiohead...



...from the new cd release Best of Radiohead...only purchased because I have always thought of Radiohead as an 'album band' as opposed to 'hit artists', and wanted to see if a compilation of their better known songs would be an enjoyable listen. It's okay, but still like their albums better.


2) 'War On War' by Wilco...



...after finally watching the marvelous music documentary I Am Trying To Break Your Heart about the making of the band's Yankee Hotel Foxtrot album.


3) 'We Rock' by the Jonas Brothers et al...



...because 'Camp Rock' airs tonight, and my kids won't stop playing/singing it....and I find myself singing along. Shrug.


4) 'The Funeral' by Band Of Horses...



....because my eldest recently turned me onto them, which in turn made me want to pull out my old dusty copy of...


5) 'Chloe Dancer/Crown of Thorns' by Mother Love Bone...



...one of the pioneers of the Seattle grunge scene before singer Andrew Wood's untimely death, and first cassette tape of 'check this band out' music sent to me by Hart Hanson....


6) 'Stickboy' by The Hanson Brothers...



...because Henshaw thinks it should be the new HNIC theme.


7) And coming full circle sort of, Prince's live cover of Radiohead's 'Creep' at Coachella last month...

*WATCH CLIP HERE* - F'in Prince keeps taking down YouTube clips*



...because it's so smokin' hot cool (damn that boy can still sing AND play guitar)


The final instruction is to tag seven other people to see what they’re listening to. Well those seven that are magnificent are:

Um...McGrath, Weinman, Henshaw, Girotti, Rogers, Christina, and Jane... plus anyone else who wants to play (I'm looking at you Epstein and Diane)

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Gooooooooaaaaaaalllll(s)...Of Blogging

This blogging as hobby but a form of networking thing still continues to pleasantly surprise me. As happened last year, I had a lot of people at Banff last week pull me aside to say hello and that they read the blog all the time. In fact, I found it almost disconcerting that maybe 2 out of 5 people I met randomly had heard of 'Will Dixon'...but on more than one occasion someone in the group would pipe up: 'Oh, he's Uninflected Images...", and then more like 4 out of 5 would say "Ohhhhhh!" (in a good way).

And when I asked why they read, one young aspiring writer from out West described this blog as a kinda cool stream of consciousness thing about the industry, and a great compliment to Dead Things, Complications, and The Legion.

So I got that going for me...which is nice.

And the networking factor extends far beyond this continent...for example, English Dave (whose most excellent UK blog Was It Something I Wrote? continues to shine) posts about finding himself on the set of Bones over in London the other day...says hello to Hart, and my name/blog comes up as common ground...very cool.

So with across the pond in mind, Euro 2008 soccer is down to the final games...so Friday Fun has to be this announcer...



GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAL!!!!

Because it makes me smile...

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Thursday This And That

Just some random stuff...

A new report from the CRTC via Playback/Media in Canada shows life is good so far for our cable, DTH satellite and multi-point distribution systems.

Profits for cable distributors such as Rogers, Cogeco, Shaw and Videotron cumulatively surpassed the $7-billion mark for the first time ever, marking an increase of 16.1% compared with 2006. Meanwhile, combined revenues for DTH and MDS companies, including Bell ExpressVu and Star Choice, soared to a new high of $1.85 billion.

It's the second year in a row that numbers are up for broadcast distributors.

Way to go, guys! Cable is the new black. And of course this means monies going back into Canadian production will be increasing accordingly right? Right? ...."crickets"...

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For all of McGrath's long-winded (in the good way) insights and observations, he kinda buries the lead in a recent post with very short yet astute assessment of how to succeed in the world of TV series staff writing:

So here's my one-line craft advice for the aspiring:

Unless you can be fast, and I mean FAST, fast -- don't bother. You want to really be a value to a story department? Hone your skills in such a way that you can a) structure a story well and quickly. b) revise it even more quickly. c) write the outline in 48 hours d) in a pinch, write a solid first draft in a week.

If you can do that, and do that consistently, you may just be employable.

Okay, it's not really one line, but it's bang on the money. I could be that guy on occasion, but consistently and effectively...not so much. It's hard. Students of the game, take note(s).

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And expecting to see a gritty intense UK film, I found myself at the wrong screening at the local independent cinema recently and plumped down in my seat as the Canadian feature film Emotional Arithmetic began. Has anyone seen (heard of?) this movie? Cast included the usual 'necessary for financing' mish mash of actors- Canuck staples Christopher Plummer and Roy Dupuis,...international staples Gabriel Byrne and Max Van Sydow....all headlined by American Susan Sarandon.
And I know I'm more Beavis than Bunuel, but I'll give pretty much anything a chance. Still lasted only about 30 minutes, growing more and more irritated and bored...then dozed off for about half an hour....awoke to find nothing had really changed or happened, so ducked out.

If we've finally left behind making films about young boys coming of age on the prairies, then let's start leaving behind dreary adaptations of dreary Canadian novels....puh-leaze.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

No Longer Necessary?

As in, is my blog and others like it really necessary since a new one has recently appeared on the horizon - the Film Industry Bloggers blog (I think Alex mentioned this last week) that puts up weekly posts from industry professionals talking about the craft of making TV/movies from a variety of insider perspectives, like...

The Screenwriter! (Joe Gazzam just sold a pilot to Sci-Fi)...or the other side of the coin...

The Production Assistant! (I hope Brandie Posey sells a pilot to Sci-Fi someday)...


Check them all out...see what you think.


Still decompressing from Banff and catching up on some things that I let slide...but back soon with fresh new material as well as a few guest posts.

In the meantime, I wish I was Bob Dylan...

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

But Isn't Hockey Over For This Year?

Grrr...Weinman beat me to posting this, but when I saw Colbert do his take on the Hockey Night In Canada Theme song mess last night...I laughed, and I laughed...



...and then I slept. But I was still laughing/crying? inside.

"Punching beavers in the face!"

Hoselton In The House

Racing to wrap things up and then head for the airport, so handing off to TV Eh's? Diane for her interview with ex-lawyer now House writer David Hoselton (I did take in his Master Class, but it's House for crying out loud...must not step on Diane's turf).

Spoilers alert: In the new season, House is still cranky and solves more medical mysteries!

So I Barbecued...

...and t'was chilly but at least the rain stopped, so have to give a thumbs up to the time honoured but absent for a few years tradition of the Western BBQ returning to the Banff TV Festival social calendar.

And as I'm want to do on occasion, instead of shmoozing spent most of the night hanging with longtime TV director pal David Winning who I hadn't seen in years. And it was time well spent, even if it seemed all he did was bust my balls...but we all need a little of that now and then, just to keep one's feet on the ground.

Ready to head home but one more day to go...but pretty much Banffed out.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Read That Last Part Back To Me...Like, All Of Act Three!

I know, I know...who cares about kids/tween TV...but actually I do, and was introduced to a whole new spin on room writing from showrunner Michael Poryes. Poryes has had a long career writing TV comedy primarily (Cybill), but lately several Disney Channel shows have been his meal ticket --- writing and producing That's So Raven, Cory In The House, and the focus of his Master Class, Hannah Montana.

So here's how his room works. The staff scribes gather round the table and begin to talk out an episode. A writing assistant writes what they are spinning....no, not writes as in 'takes notes', but types out the beats, and then the outline, and then, eventually, the screenplay.

That's right, types the entire screenplay...from Fade In to Fade Out!

Then as a group they will do another pass, verbally, working presumably from hard copies or off their own computers, as the writing assistant continues to type it...or 'retype it' in this case. Then, when each script gets published, they either all share in or divide up the writing credits equally between the members of the staff.

In some ways I'm sure this is how a sitcom room must work, but still...I mean, I've been in the room as the group will work together to break the story beats, but then at some point a writer or the appointed writer will go away to pen the outline. And then, after notes and revisions, that writer will pen the draft of the script. But I have never heard of a room hashing out the beats and the outline and script verbally as a group, while the assistant 'types' the screenplay proper.

Poryes says this method works great for them ---they blast through a draft of a half hour episode in a couple of days (when you eliminate the 'going away to write' part and then the 'sending around what's been written for notes' part, yeah...I'd say pretty fast indeed), and are usually home by 5pm every evening. Sweet. But still...pretty wild, huh?


In other news...caught up with Al Magee and got some of the scoop about his new role as co-executive producer of Little Mosque...and we started the ball rolling toward a follow up interview to the monster one we dumped on all of you last year. Stay tuned for that.

Also spent some quality time with writers and bloggers Diane Wild (who was handing out TV, eh? hats! Hats I tell you!) and Jill Golick and David Moses. Actually Moses, along with screenwriters Rick Drew, Matt MacLennan, Karen Hill, James Phillips, and several other deserving participants, are all part of the CanWest Showrunners Training Program being held in conjunction with the festival. I was very pleased to get the chance to chat with a lot of them...AND crashed their catered lunch (sorry, but I was starving).

Forging on....though it's been pouring rain all day, and the notion of trekking out to the BBQ only to slog through mud and shiver in a tent is sounding less and less appealing.

We shall see.

Hanson Breaks Bones...Jason Katims Talks FNL...or Everyone Knows High School Lasts Seven Years

So much for my master plan of taking in all the Master Classes at Banff...missed Alan Poul from Swingtown's morning session as I was dragged away for coffee and toasted English muffins by Hart Hanson from Bones with a guest appearance by David Hoselton from House. A very entertaining conversation ensued, with a great muttering mini-scene played out by the two about both their shows having new timeslots come this fall and winter on Fox...even showrunners, it seems, don't have really any say about where a network schedules you.

But one showrunner isn't complaining... Jason Katims' Friday Night Lights will be returning for a third season, but in a very unique and ground-breaking fashion. I made it to his Master Class, and the series will be airing first on Direct TV in the US (Wednesday's at 9pm I believe), and then on NBC several months later as its second window. Apparently the show had been on the bubble for ages and its return didn't look promising until Ben Silverman brokered this deal. But the satellite company with first window....hmmm...interesting.

As far as writing and producing the show, Katims spoke at length about the FNL process...which also fell into the groundbreaking category. As he told it, they have no standing sets or even swing sets. No sets...that's like unheard of for a TV series, no?! Apparently it's shot in small town Texas, and they just walk onto a location, light to shoot (not for 'shots' or 'coverage'), and off they go. No rehearsals...no marks...no tape measuring for focus...just 3 camera's roll as the actors start performing and they 'discover the blocking of the scene' as it happens.

They call their camera operators 'snipers' because they just have to find the shot and take it.

Cool.

Katims likened it in some ways to the shooting of The Office, but for a one hour ensemble drama filmed on location, it's pretty unique. And they move really fast. He said they had 8 days to shoot an episode when the series began, took it down to 7 days last year, and are going to be shooting them in 6 days this summer. That's fast...and he attributed it primarily to the speed with which they can burn through scenes filming them in this way.

I know this style contributes to the authenticity and 'reality' of FNL, but I wonder if we don't see more and more drama shows being shot this way.

And as for writing the show, he gushed about how liberating it was to shoot so quickly while always on location. On any TV series, there is always the constant negotiation between production and writing/creative (e.g. we can't shoot out there because we need 3 days in studio, or it'll cost too much to build that set), but Katims said he never feels that constraint on FNL. He says there's this sense that you can write whatever comes into your head because production/locations will just go find it, and dress it, and then they go shoot it.

Niiiiice.

I also took in Hanson's Master Class for Bones....entertaining and informative as always, the Hartster spilled some without telling too much. But you always got the feeling he was biting his tongue. And he was. I'd heard a lot of the 'truth' that morning. Ahhh, show biz. Nevertheless they will be kicking off Bones Season 4 with a two-parter set in London, England...a good idea at the time that he said has proven to be logistical and creative nightmare, but he was leaving tomorrow for the UK to oversee the shooting of it. Best of luck my friend.

Rest of day was more receptions and gatherings and networking...some good stuff but more on that tomorrow. And ended evening not at St James Pub shockingly enough, but a whiz bang of a party at the Saltlik Steakhouse thrown by Paul Gross' company WhizBang Films. A good time was had by all, and Paul Gross is still a damn handsome man.

That's all I got. Must sleep.

Monday, June 09, 2008

The Will Has Landed...(in Banff)

Basically pulled into town and headed right into the opening reception hosted by the CBC...saw a lot of familiar faces and said my hello's...enjoyed a late dinner with Super Channel's Dave Proc and Vancouver writer (Little) Ricky Drew, caught up with prairie producers Stephen Onda and Kevin DeWalt, touched base with Sanctuary producer/director Martin Wood, and ended evening with a quick walk through the St James Pub with formerly of Toronto but now in Vancouver writer/producer Larry Raskin.

And not a lot to report except to say every year at Banff there seems to be more and more of the TV Network Execs, and Telefilm/CTF/Provincial Film Agency heads and staffers, and Lawyers, and Guild and Union reps...and fewer and fewer of the writers, directors, and producers...you know, the creative types.

It must mean something, but not sure what...yet.

Will sleep on it and see what the morning brings.

Friday, June 06, 2008

Duh Duh Da Da Duh

The Hockey Night In Canada theme song is being put out to pasture, to be replaced by a song chosen from a national contest, and Scott Feschuk of Macleans magazine makes a Friday Fun meal out of CBC's 'brilliant idea'.

Question: Does everything now have to be a national contest? Must every freaking thing now be decided by audience vote, reality show, opinion poll, focus group or some other form of arduous, soul-sapping national consultation involving Farley Flex? Can’t some executive somewhere just make a goddamn decision without asking for a coast-to-coast show of hands? *

That said, just to cover my bases I nominate Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler as the new theme song for Hockey Night in Canada. Except sung by ninjas to give it more of a Saturday night vibe.

Read the whole hilarious post HERE - and you have to cruise back through Feschuks last week of entries to truly appreciate the Bonnie Tyler reference.


This has caused such an uproar across the nation, it's actually a little surreal. So listen again to the tune that has been called Canada's 2nd National anthem...or depending who you talk to, it IS the National Anthem.

Thursday, June 05, 2008

The Will Takes It...And Banff Beckons

No, not this Will...or Wil Zmak for that matter (too many Will's!), but Will Pascoe who ends up on top of the 2nd Annual Infamous Writers/Bloggers Hockey Pool. Sure, it lacked the drama and excitement of last year's finish, but all and all, lots of good clean fun.

Jim Henshaw has the full wrap up over at his place (and thanks again Jim for driving the car, even if your picks sucked balls)


So, crashing ahead...off the the Banff TV Festival this weekend. Little disappointed that our Don and most of the Writer's Mafia won't be there, but such is life - must be nice to be soooooooo busy.

And wearing several hats this year: Super Channel Development Rep, Story Editor/Writer, Television Director, Rock n'Roll Blogger...yet not really sure which chapeau I'll wear most. Nevertheless am still planning to give my irreverent yet entertaining (hopefully) daily updates as I have the past, but any ideas of where to hang or who to look for or what to try to learn, feel free to suggest away in the comments.

Oh yeah....the Western BBQ is back this year....niiiiiice.

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

So Technorati...What's Up?

I know I shouldn't be concerning myself with such trivial matters, but over the past several months I've watched (with some dismay) my Technorati links plummet off the charts. Not so long ago, they stood at around 60, now they waver tentatively at an almost embarrassing 14. Even though visitor stats were still respectable, I just figured other blogs had been deleting Uninflected Images from their blogroll since I hadn't been posting as often.

But still...would so many abandon the Dix so fast?

So I started clicking through the sidebar and my favourites, just to see if what I thought had happened was actually the case....and I stopped checking when I hit 45. Yes, that's right...at least 45 blogs were still linked here, and I know of several more I didn't need to check...yet my Technorati stats still sit at 14. What the huh?

Not that it's that important...really...but because I'm curious and/or vain, is there a tech/blog expert out there in the scriboblogosphere that can tell me...what's up? Or better yet, how does one get the stats up...again?

Edit: And just so we're clear, I'm not talking links to posts...those seem to drop off after a certain time period...but just links from blogroll to blog. Okay okay, I'll stop whining and write Technorati a note...


I now return to wondering how I will be able to see a lot of the new and returning CTV programs this fall when I don't have the A Channel as part of my cable package. Oh no! Oh right, I can see all those shows on US networks anyway...problem solved!

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Some Good Hockey

Thought I'd be posting the name of the victor of our playoff pool today, but Pens goaltender Fleury said 'not so fast'.

Can you say triple overtime?

Detroit has the better team, and they deserve to win the Cup (hopefully in 6 games...fingers crossed) - but they've run into a hot goalie...and when that happens, well, anything can happen.

As opposed to our pool, where Pascoe seems to have it pretty much locked up...


1 Will Pascoe 187
2 Scotty William 183
3 John Callaghan 177
4 Jeff Martel 174
5 Laurie Nyveen 169
6 Brian Stockton 162
7 Denis McGrath 161
7 Wil Zmak 161
9 Peter Allen Rowley 155
10 Will Dixon 154
11 Michael Foster 151
12 Mark Askwith 149
13 Juniper 148
14 Mark Farrell 136
15 Larry Raskin 131
16 Robert de Lint 116
17 Jim Henshaw 76


Oh well - was still fun...thanks to all for participating. And if the excitement has left the pool, hopefully we get some in spades with more good hockey later this week.

Monday, June 02, 2008

Where Would Roll Be...

...without Bo's Rock.

Sunday, June 01, 2008

Go Green.....

Al Green has a new cd.... 'Lay It Down.'

Mmmmm....as good as the first time I heard the Reverend:




Sweet soul salvation....makes me want to pull out Anthology again (remember when box sets were all the rage? I have dozens of them...now packed away in boxes...sigh).

Saturday, May 31, 2008

While I Cringed...

...watching this trailer last weekend prior to Ironman (which I quite liked), my 12 year old son squealed and guffawed and turned to me as soon as it ended and blurted: "That is a must see!"



Know your audience I suppose, but it signaled summer movie season is officially here...god help us all.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

If I Knew Now What I Didn't Know Then

No that headline's not a typo...stick with me.

Just finished teaching another University TV producing class...and it actually looks like a couple projects developed over the course of the semester will get bought by local producers. Very cool. And kudo's to the students for coming to the plate and bringing some game. And I see it in their eyes that the projects might actually happen.

Anyway, it got me thinking about the mindset one has when starting out in this film/TV biz. You are usually naive and blind to the harsh reality of it all, but are driven by one objective...to get the damn thing made.

I miss those days these days...here's why.

I came up with a TV series idea and a feature idea over the past couple weeks. Both jazzed me a little...I 'saw' them quickly...and liked the possibilities for both. And I started to rough them out...quickly laying down what might happen...how they both might unfold. I penciled in some character sketches...and projected what those characters might go through and where they might end up.

And then...

...I read about a series project in development somewhere that sounded very similar to mine. And who knows if it actually is, but just reading about it dampened my enthusiasm. And with the other...a feature film idea, I realized how much it would actually cost to do it up right. To do it the way I was 'seeing' it. It would have to be a big US feature, parked at some studio, with one or two stars....and knowing the prospect for all this to occur was so slim, my enthusiasm for that project soon began to wane.

And before I knew it, my ideas were being slid into a desk drawer...

Now some might say I'm just old or lazy or out of touch or don't get 'today's sensibilities'...but I would argue no. In fact, if I go back and take a look at some of my original early idea pitches, I would say the current ones are far superior. Cleaner premises, better drawn characters, cleverer plots and plot twists, display longer legs. The only real difference is back then I didn't know any better...and today I almost know too much.

Sidebar: This last thought is really directed at those of us who peddle our wares in the minor leagues....not brilliant or famous enough to warrant put pilots and pitches being snapped up for millions, and not starting out with nowhere to go but up and no way to get there without just getting something made...but the middle men, as it were. Which is why when we start to realize how it all works and grasp the amount of effort (unpaid a lot of the time) actually involved, that's where working on TV series can be so appealing. All of a sudden, you get to 'make shows'...quickly...over and over...without enduring the heavy lifting of creating it and selling it and pushing it and prodding it and changing it and evolving it until it finally gets made.


Anyway, I sold or optioned the first three big ideas I had post film school graduation, and eventually each got produced. And I had no idea what I was doing or how it all really worked or how much things cost...I just had some ideas that I liked and set about trying to get them made, even if one took almost six years.

But I did it.

Cut to the present, and I find myself yearning for that naivete sometimes. And every time I shelve a new idea because of the daunting prospect of the work ahead to get it made, or talk myself out of working on it because it might be a little too similar to something else out there, a part of me wishes I was starting out again, and could just say 'damn the torpedoes' and crash ahead.




If I knew now what I didn't know then, some of these new ideas might actually get made.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Bigger... Faster... Better?

Anyone who's still watching the hockey these days (Pittsburgh...make it a series...puhleaze...) can't miss Viagra's new 'Intermission' ads. But what's the message to take away from these spots?

I dunno about you, but my take away is that Viagra will induce or inspire sex that lasts about 4 seconds...which is not necessarily what the advertiser wants you to think, I'd think.





And at four seconds a pop, why the ladies are always smiling at the end is beyond me...


Beavis has spoken.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

You Seen My Ghost?

More on the music front, and just so the kids know I'm not only about the old school...be sure to have a listen to Wintersleep's Welcome To The Night Sky. I can't seem to tear this Halifax-based band's third release from my cd player. It transports, titillates, and mesmerizes.


And even though I hear it as a beguiling blend of Arcade Fire meets Coldplay meets early REM meets Radiohead meets Neil Young meets The Waterboy's/World Party (remember them? mmmm...yummy music goodness), it still manages to sound like all the aforementioned artists yet original at the same time.

And like Radiohead, they make some cool videos.



So there you go. Find your ghost.

Rain!!!!!

Stephen Colbert loves to...

...dance...

...and dance....

...and even dance off against his nemesis and Korean pop star Rain...




How can you not like Colbert? He makes me smile, and laugh...and then smile some more.

Friday, May 23, 2008

One Hundred And Eighty!!!!

I'm sure it's like what televised curling must seem like to the rest of the world, but Denis doesn't wanna watch darts. But c'mon...witnessing someone like Phil Taylor throw a 9 darter with those enthusiastic announcers cheering him on...darts on the telly can be just awesome.

Even Friday Fun awesome.



Because it makes me smile...

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Just Add Water... (or More Music To Crow About)

Three more new cd's released over the past couple months have rekindled my fire for popular music again....Mumofuku by Elvis Costello and the Imposters, REM's Accelerate, and Counting Crows Saturday Nights & Sunday Mornings.

I know...totally old school...so sue me.



"Somewhere downtown a pretty girl kneels
Offers her soft of lips and a handful of pills
Then she peels off her dress and then the rest of her skills
It buys what she wants and the rest she just steals

He speaks between deep swallows of rum
‘Til her head is beating like a drum
And she wishes he were mute and not just dumb
When the trick asked her quick, 'Did you come?'"
American Gangster Time

Elvis Costello still slays me, nearly 30 years after his blistering arrival onto the new wave music scene (My Aim Is True, This Years Model, Armed Forces...mmmm). Mumofuko is a straight forward rock record, punctuated yet again by Costello's acerbic lyrics and trademark snarly whine. Interestingly enough, the cd's title is a reference to Mumofuko Ando, the creator of instant noodles. Utilizing several guest performers and longtime band mates Steve Nieve and Pete Thomas, Costello apparently remarked at a recent concert that the cd came together so quickly and easily, all he had to do was add water. His aim's still true.



"Everybody here,
Comes from somewhere,
That they would just as soon forget,
And disguise.
At the summer camp where you volunteered,
No one saw your face, no one saw your fear."
Supernatural Superserious

REM arrived on the new wave scene shortly after Costello, and managed to mesmerize me with their combination of appealing pop/rock jangle with Michael Stipe's indecipherable (but they must cool!) lyrics. They've evolved and changed over the years, with politics taking over a lot of Stipe's focus (and losing drummer Mike Mills was a definite setback)...nevertheless, they were still worth listening to. But this new cd really rocks...it demands to be played loud. Still politically charged, they've left behind the downbeat almost morose sound of recent releases for bright bristling electric guitar work. Accelerate sounds like the old REM....that's not the end of the world, and I feel fine.



"And I dream of Michelangelo when I'm lying in my bed
I see God upon the ceiling
I see angels overhead
And he seems so close
As he reaches out his hand
We are never quite as close
As we are led to understand."
When I Dream Of Michelangelo

I know I will get slammed by some for liking the Counting Crows, but hey...they got me way back with Mr. Jones and I was hooked. Yes...frontman Adam Duritz can be a bit of a knob, but I still dig the Crows because they're one of the few bands whose music and lyrics I find...erm...cinematic. I can't really explain it any other way...other than some bands put images into my mind, and others don't. And over the years, songs like Round Here, Long December, Holiday In Spain, and Colorblind have turned on the part of my brain that sees life and stories in pictures...it's been my 'directing music', so to speak.

Saturday Nights & Sunday Mornings continues that tradition, for me at any rate. One half uptempo rock-radio fare (Saturday Night), the other half introspective melancholy balladry (Sunday Morning), Duritz and company have let me shoot another movie in my head...and that makes me about as happy as I can be.
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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Make The Hockey Stop!!!!!

Soon, but not yet.

The Stanley Cup final starts Saturday, and since our 'official' playoff pool has come down to a two person horse race, Henshaw has come up with a side game for the rest of us. And it's open to anyone and everyone, not only poolies...just answer the following questions and email your answers to Jim at seraphic@sympatico.ca.


1. The 2007-2008 Stanley Cup winner will be decided in:

a) Four Games
b) Five Games
c) Six Games
d) Seven Games


2. The total number of goals scored in the Final series will be:

a) Less than 20
b) 20 to 30
c) More than 30


3. The number of Octopi (Octopusses) flung on the ice on Opening night in Detroit.

a) One
b) Two
c) Three or More


4. "Hockey Night in Canada" icon Don Cherry always confidently predicts the winner of each game prior to the opening faceoff. For the FOURTH game of the series, he will be:

a) Correct
b) Incorrect
c) Politically incorrect while making his prediction

Note: For non-Canadian players -- CBC's "Hockey Night in Canada" is streaming all games at www.CBC.ca/sports.


5. The Leading Scorer in the series will be:

a) Henrik Zetterberg (Detroit)
b) Pavel Datsyk (Detroit)
c) Sidney Crosby (Pittsburgh)
d) Evgeni Malkin (Pittsburgh)
e) Other


6. The Captain of the winning team is the first player to hoist the Stanley Cup and skate a victory lap. The Cup is then passed to each member of the winning team. And it's usually passed to someone the player with the Cup feels is deserving OR his roomie. The Goalie of the winning team will be:

a) One of the first six players to hoist the Cup
b) The Seventh to Twelfth player to hoist the Cup
c) One of the remaining players to hoist the Cup


Yikes...that last question feels like it could be from the mind of the twisted psycho killer in a sequel to Bon Cop Bad Cop (you know...like Simon Says in Die Hard III)!!

Okay, some toughies in there...but c'mon, suck it up! It's free fun, and there's a prize for crying out loud!!

Again, entry is open to all current pool players and anybody else who needs to boost their self image. Entries with answers must be sent to seraphic@sympatico.ca anytime between now and the first faceoff of the first game on Saturday night.


Good times, good luck, but please...play responsibly.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Gonchar vs. Hossa

That's what it comes down to as we head into the Stanley cup final...two players from the Penguins will determine the victor in the Infamous Writers & Bloggers hockey pool.

So it's pretty much over...Scotty William vs. Will Pascoe (sorry Callaghan...was a nice run), with the definite edge to Pascoe who has Hossa (unless Fleury makes like 3 shut outs and then Stockton would leapfrog everyone...but come on...)

1 Will Pascoe 167
2 Scotty William 166
3 John Callaghan 165
4 Jeff Martel 162
5 Laurie Nyveen 157
6 Brian Stockton 154
7 Denis McGrath 150
8 Michael Foster 144
9 Peter Allen Rowley 143
9 Wil Zmak 143
11 Juniper 140
12 Will Dixon 139
12 Mark Askwith 139
14 Larry Raskin 123
14 Mark Farrell 123
16 Robert de Lint 103
17 Jim Henshaw 72


Now let's see what game Henshaw cooks up for the rest of us in the final round...


Continue to access the standings HERE... login: 73076 password: stanley

Friday, May 16, 2008

We'll Do It Live!! F@#*!

Friday Fun comes courtesy of Bill O'Reilly losing it when he was host of Inside Edition back in the early 90's...




Reminds me of when I wrote about battling bullies... and then Stephen Colbert puts his own deliciously funny spin on Papa Bear...HERE

Because it makes me smile.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Playoff Poo...zzzzzzzzz

Hockey pool update with nothing much to add....it's still very tight at the top, but definite advantage to Scotty William, as he has two more players than Callaghan. Unless Detroit puts Hasek back in net, then Will Pascoe could sneak in there...

But other than that, since everyone has the same players pretty much, all the rest of us can do is watch....or not.


1 John Callaghan 159
2 Scotty William 158
3 Will Pascoe 156
3 Jeff Martel 156
5 Laurie Nyveen 151
6 Michael Foster 140
6 Brian Stockton 140
8 Denis McGrath 138
9 Juniper 136
10 Peter Allen Rowley 135
11 Mark Askwith 134
12 Wil Zmak 133
13 Will Dixon 130
14 Larry Raskin 119
15 Mark Farrell 117
16 Robert de Lint 98
17 Jim Henshaw 69


Continue to access the standings HERE... login: 73076 password: stanley

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Oh Where Does The Time Go?

I know I've been pretty much AWOL from the serious blogging of late...but whatever, and my shite was never that serious.

And I might get back into it...or I might not (McGrath is right when he says there's an expiry date for these things).

But it was just pointed out to me that Uninflected Images Juxtaposed is two years old this week...TWO friggin' years!

It's been a pretty cool ride...from meeting some great writers/tv critics/bloggers to actually receiving blog fanboy/girl squeeee's at an industry reception in Toronto - hanging out here has been an excellent and entertaining way to network and feel connected to the biz even when not in the center of the universe.

So, from my lame origin story to 530+ posts later, I'm changing my profile pic to commemorate the anniversary and Uninflected will continue to limp along (no Corner Gas class here and going out on top while still popular) ...plus the Banff TV Festival is coming up, and maybe we can start an Infamous Writers and Bloggers golfing pool?

Anyway...thanks again for your patronage...all 8 of you that still drop by.

Cheers.



"Oh if the customers like it then they'll keep on paying
If they keep on drinking then they'll end up staying
I heard someone say where have we met before
But the one over the eight seem less like one or more like four
Like a finger running down a seam
From a whisper to a scream..."

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Can I Get Confirmation On That Please?

UK sketch comedy troupe Idiots of Ants nails Facebook.




"Todd is poking Eddy's bum and showing the pic of him in the puke and the piss..."

Niiiiiice.

H/T to Drew Potter

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Livin' In This City And I'm Outta Control

Now I've never played Grand Theft Auto, nor have I ever had any inclination to do so...but this recent spot for the game makes me want to check it out GTA 4.



Vagabond by the Greenskeepers - o the seductive power of a cool song in an ad...it shouldn't be that easy.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Let's Get Ready To Rumble....!!!!!!

Henshaw and McGrath. I'm a big fan of both gentlemen, and they are generally in agreement about the state of Canadian TV...but I've also written about these two heavyweights when they've...erm...disagreed. And right now they're at odds and will be going toe to toe, head to head, mano-a- mano...live tomorrow morning on Diane Wild's Blogtalk Radio Show (Sunday-11 AM Pacific).

Get the radio show broad/podcast coordinates HERE.

No disrespect to the other guests, but Henshaw VS. McGrath IS the main event (or McGrath VS. Henshaw - neither should get top billing)... with the recent CRTC hearings the subject matter to be roasted.

Tune in...call in even...it may well end in a draw, but it WILL be entertaining.

EDIT: Podcast of said debate HERE around 45 minutes in - more informative than bloody...but hey, still good listenin'


(I hear the loser has to suck Jim Shaw's balls, mmm...)

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Kewl Tributes

Some visual eye candy in the form of a couple of well edited tributes...

First, the works of Wes Anderson...




...and then the works of the Coen Brothers...




Mmmm...very kewl.

Monday, May 05, 2008

Playoff Pool Dog Days

In two unrelated statements, it's been a weird week, but good overtime game last night though.

It's interesting when you set up a hockey playoff pool where all the participants can choose the same players, because there's bound to be some duplication. But it can also get kinda boring by the time you reach the conference finals, as we have now, because if everyone has same players, it's almost impossible for much movement. Nevertheless, due to this duplication, we know right now that the participants who have Hossa or Fleury or Gonchar from Pittsburgh, or have Lidstrom or Hasek from Detroit, really have the only chance to make any gains.

And if Philly and Dallas win their respective series and meet in the cup, whoever is leading after the next round takes the pool. Crazy.


1 John Callaghan 139
2 Jeff Martel 136
3 Scotty William 131
3 Laurie Nyveen 131
5 Will Pascoe 129
6 Brian Stockton 127
7 Michael Foster 125
8 Juniper 122
9 Denis McGrath 119
10 Mark Askwith 117
11 Peter Allen Rowley 115
12 Will Dixon 108
13 Larry Raskin 105
14 Wil Zmak 104
15 Mark Farrell 100
16 Robert de Lint 78
17 Jim Henshaw 57

Continue to access the standings HERE... login: 73076 password: stanley

Friday, May 02, 2008

Thinking Outside (The Back Of) The Box

Uncle Jimmy has a hockey pool update at his place, and a cereal mascot therapy session from College Humor is some good Friday Fun...

HERE

(I can never get video links from anywhere but Youtube to embed...sigh)

Because it makes me smile...

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Stockton!

Oh, the difference those 'worth 8 points' shutouts can make.

The latest from the playoff hockey pool....the Stockton takes the lead, followed closely by the Callaghan. I just want to stay ahead of the Farrell.

1 Brian Stockton 108
2 John Callaghan 107
3 Jeff Martel 102
4 Laurie Nyveen 99
5 Juniper 97
6 Scotty William 96
7 Michael Foster 95
7 Will Pascoe 95
9 Denis McGrath 94
10 Mark Askwith 87
11 Peter Allen Rowley 84
12 Larry Raskin 82
13 Will Dixon 80
14 Mark Farrell 76
15 Wil Zmak 69
16 Robert de Lint 57
17 Jim Henshaw 51


For those who care, access the standings HERE... login: 73076 password: stanley

Sunday, April 27, 2008

No Mold On This Du(de)


Bob Mould...former frontman of Husker Du, Sugar, and solo artist extraordinaire --- a pioneer of the American power punk pop movement...a master of the noise/melody blend.

"My only mistake was taking you back again and again..."



'District Line'...his latest effort, released in February...





"Everything I say to you sounds stupid now..."

Painfully poignant yet pure toe-tapping pleasure...best cd of the year so far, by far.

I love it when musical heroes deliver.

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Friday, April 25, 2008

Stuck In The Middle With Who?

I know most of you don't care about the current round of CRTC hearings with the BDU's and Broadcasters, but Denis at Dead Things and Jimmy at The Legion offer up two very well thought out arguments of support (sort of) for both sides of this rather ugly BDU/Broadcaster fence. Read these guys...they are smart.

But unfortunately, in both of their perspectives, the Canadian creatives and our indigenous production community seem either negligible, or are forced to have to pick a team. Neither option is particularly pretty. And it points a really huge finger at how so many of us in the Canadian film/TV industry are middlemen...from the BDU/Broadcaster CEO's right down to the small independent producer.

I'm really torn about which side of the crevasse I should be on. I'm presently employed by a broadcaster in the development department, while also working as a freelancer with the creative community story editing projects in varying stages of development and prep. And both jobs need the support of the BDU's (cable and satellite providers) to distribute this content once created. Grrrr....I don't want to have to pick a team! Especially since 'the team' is looking more and more like some new model that isn't even in existence yet, but will eventually arise as the old TV viewing model continues to erode and crumble.

But until that day, or till the CRTC and the regulators make some drastic changes to the system, it's always going to be about being caught in the middle...ugh.

Friday Fun...when worlds collide...how apropos...



Because it (sadly) makes me smile (sadly)...
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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Well I Suck...

...as Washington lets me down in a big way....the Capitals I mean.

Tight race in the playoff hockey pool after the first round, with Toronto-based Mr. Music John Callaghan leading the way with his stockpile of Habs...but the Prairies holding their own thus far, with Martel, Stockton, and Juniper right on his heels.


1 John Callaghan 84
2 Jeff Martel 81
2 Brian Stockton 81
2 Juniper 81
5 Scotty William 80
6 Laurie Nyveen 76
6 Will Pascoe 76
8 Michael Foster 73
9 Will Dixon 69
9 Peter Allen Rowley 69
11 Denis McGrath 68
12 Larry Raskin 67
13 Mark Askwith 65
14 Mark Farrell 61
15 Wil Zmak 52
16 Robert de Lint 45
17 Jim Henshaw 44


McGrath fell back down to earth, and at least Farrell's not in the basement. And speaking of the basement, after the passing of his brother no mocking the Henshaw this week...let's all send some love his way...

Game on.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Pool Update & Heavy Metal Boobies

Jim has a Blogger's & Writer's Hockey Pool Update at his place...and Friday Fun has to be Kenny tripping on cat urine to the strains of 'Takin' A Ride' (a la Heavy Metal)...



Because it makes me smile...

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Thursday, April 17, 2008

Listen To The Monkey

As I plink away as dancing story editor/script monkey on a feature flick...John Rogers of the Kung Fu Monkey tells it like it is so good in these posts about working in the story department on a TV series... HERE, and then HERE AGAIN.

And meanwhile, Stephen Colbert wants to tongue the crack of Lady Liberty....too funny.

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Sunday, April 13, 2008

Hockey Pool Update

Okay...after much accusation of conspiracy and pool rigging, the stats access is open for business. Seems the login numbers were mixed up...uh huh. Note the change, and you'll now be able to access the standings HERE... login: 73076 password: stanley


And after the first few games of each series, here's where everyone stands:

1 Denis McGrath 36
2 Laurie Nyveen 32
2 Jeff Martel 32
4 Peter Allen Rowley 31
4 John Callaghan 31
4 Wil Zmak 31
7 Juniper 30
7 Will Pascoe 30
9 Michael Foster 29
9 Will Dixon 29
9 Scotty William 29
12 Brian Stockton 28
12 Larry Raskin 28
14 Mark Askwith 24
15 Mark Farrell 23
16 Robert de Lint 22
17 Jim Henshaw 14


Little disappointed in the turn out, but thanks to all those that entered. And it's early yet, but I hear McGrath is already buying a celebratory cigar...and Henshaw - you like the basement don't you, sheesh...and where's the Cunningham??

Game on!

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Scores And Fores (Redux)

NOTE: Login number changed! Should work now...


It's turning into sports week here at Uninflected. Our hockey playoff pool doors have closed, but Henshaw is still inputting all the entrants and their picks. Once that's done, you'll be able to access the standings HERE... login: 73076 password: stanley

Go Caps and Sharks!

And today marks the start of professional golf's diamond in the rough, The Masters. Mmmmm....daddy likey...even though CBS.com isn't allowing access to online viewers outside the United States to watch morning coverage of Amen's Corner...argghhh!

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Don't Walk....Don't Run....Skate!

Okay peeps....just a couple hours left until the deadline for your entries into the 2nd Annual Infamous Writers (& Bloggers) Hockey Playoff Pool...let's try and get a few more of you into the game.

I'm going to make it real simple for the Alex Epsteins out there...here are teams and the matchups:

EAST

#1 Montreal vs. #8 Boston
#2 Pittsburgh vs. #7 Ottawa
#3 Washington vs. #6 Philadelphia
#4 New Jersey vs. #5 New York Rangers

WEST

#1 Detroit vs. #8 Nashville
#2 San Jose vs. #7 Calgary
#3 Minnesota vs. #6 Colorado
#4 Anaheim vs. #5 Dallas


Pick three or four teams you see going to the semi finals....go to nhl.com...and pick the top scorers from each of those teams to make up your 10 skaters. Then pick a goalie from the two teams you think will make the final and make those your 2 goaltender picks. Easy!

Then send Legion of Decency's Jim Henshaw an email at seraphic@sympatico.ca with "POOL PICKS" in the subject line before 6:00 PM EST (or thereabouts) tonight.


C'mon Alex...you can pick 10 Habs if you want! It's just for fun...

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Monday, April 07, 2008

Okay, Everyone Into The Pool!



Are you ready for some hockey...poolies?

Jim Henshaw at Legion of Decency has done all the heavy lifting again and today put out the call for entrants for the 2nd Annual Infamous Writers (& Bloggers) Playoff Pool.

Go get all the details HERE...but I'll lay out some of the highlights:

HERE'S HOW IT WORKS

You join "The Infamous Writer's Hockey Pool" by sending Henshaw an email at seraphic@sympatico.ca with "POOL PICKS" in the subject line before 6:00 PM EST Wednesday night (April 09/08).

In your email, list the 10 skaters and 2 Goalies who make up your team. They can be members of any of the 16 teams competing in the opening round. The scoring is as follows: For every goal or assist scored by your skater you earn 1 point. Every time your goalie wins you also earn a point and seven points each time he earns a shutout.

The 12 players you choose are yours for the entire tournament. As the teams your players represent fall by the wayside, they cease earning you points, but their totals remain a part of your total. In the end, the poolie with the most points wins.

Jim will post your team online. From then on, you can check your progress by going HERE. All players will be provided with a password so they can check their progress throughout the playoffs. Once you're inside the pool site, you'll see all the information on the poolies and their teams. You'll also receive a twice weekly email update of the pool standings, which either Jim or I will post for all the world to see on our blogs.

And what do you win? Well, since gambling is technically illegal, and the entrants are going to come from a lot of disparate currencies, we've decided that your entrance fee must be something either related to your career or a sports souvenir you've gathered along the way. Once the winner is decided, all entrants must ship he or she a DVD of a film they made, an autographed script, their Bobby Orr lunchbox or even that old Honus Wagner baseball card that's just gathering dust in grandpa's desk.

Fast! Easy! Fun!



So there you go, nothing to it...though I've already spoke with a couple of people this past week bemoaning the fact they don't know hockey or it sounds too complicated, but c'mon peeps...Mark Farrell (Corner Gas, This Hour Has 22 Minutes) knows hockey and still finished in the basement last year. And hell, we all know how hard it is to navigate the Canuck TV/film financing system...comparatively speaking, this is nothing!

And just so we're clear...it's open to anyone, writers and readers alike.

Pick some players...email them to Jim...and may the best writer/blogger win!

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Friday, April 04, 2008

You Know You're Getting Older When...

...they start asking you to present the awards at a festival, instead of you receiving them.

But did my duty and wearing the Super Channel hat delivered last night at the 2008 Saskatchewan Showcase Awards... first time I've ever given out a trophy to anyone I believe...it was kewl.

Congrats to the team behind the Andrea Menard songfest The Velvet Devil which pretty much swept the evening. And as much as I am uncomfortable speaking in front of large groups of people, managed to kibitz with the original guitar hero/ Guitarman Jack Semple. Got some laughs. Bonus. And it was great to see a lot of old familiar faces again, plus some of the new up and comers. And though I've had my issues with Showcase in the past...bygones...I kept my remarks short and sweet...didn't start ranting and pull a Cartman at least...



Because he makes me smile...

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

More Touching?

I know this is old news but still thinking about whether or not to be excited about the talk of an Arrested Development movie.



I can't think of a TV series that has given me more pleasure and enjoyment with repeated viewings on DVD than Arrested Development. Smart, clever, fast, funny...like, really funny...but it's the multiple layers and subtle laughs discovered when viewing again (and again) that makes it stand out so much. Fantastic writing, a perfect cast, a unique presentation...AD gets an A+ in my books.

But do we need a movie? The show was never really a big hit, so it isn't like it would be made to cash in and run. And unlike say, South Park, which has had some really brilliantly funny episodes which be expanded into a self contained feature story, AD was soft funny...character beats and 'moments that built on themselves and then grew hilarious over time' funny...not self contained 'boy was that one ep funny and it could have been a movie' funny.

TV series comedies and movie comedies are sooooo different. It's character vs. concept. And as much as I love the notion of seeing more Michael and Poppop and George Michael and Buster and Gob, I'd want to see more series...not one movie. Let it live forever in our minds and memories as a what was and might have been, instead of 'ending' in what couldn't help but be a letdown and disappointment.

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Damn The Torpedoes!

After much deliberation, I've decided to post every day from now until the end of the year, and hold nothing back. That's right, throw caution to the wind...spooge....spill...tell all, man...from under the rocks of TV production to behind the doors of TV networks, divulge every little dirty secret about this industry that I know...

Oh right, Henshaw's already all over that one.


In the meantime I will resume my fav working position whilst directing...on the floor...making my little notes in the margins of the sides...all the while wondering: who shall I tell on first? (Jay, get out of my light!)

BTW Happy April Fool's Day! (McGrath, you can stop sweating...)

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Sunday, March 30, 2008

What The Puck? (We're Talking Hockey Here, People)

As March rolls into April, it means spring is just around the corner of course, but it also means the marathon that is the NHL playoffs are about to begin once more (sans the Leafs...again...argh).




For the past 20 years or so (yikes...has it been that long?), I went about organizing a hockey playoff pool as many TV industry writers, directors, and producers (though there's been some actors, production designers, and 1st AD's in as well) I could get into a room or around a phone for a conference call. It was never a large group, but t'was always fun and made the long road to the Stanley Cup more exciting to follow.

Then there came what I'm calling the recent 'dead zone years' where there was no pool for a variety of reasons...primarily stemming from being in LA where no one cared about hockey, and my general malaise about most things social.

But last year Henshaw convinced me to get back on the horse and we put together the 1st Annual Infamous Writers and Bloggers Hockey Pool. Around 15 people signed up (no entry fee...just for fun), and it actually went right down to the last game with Mark Askwith managing to barely overtake long-time point leader yet hockey novice Bill 'the Mad Pulp Bastard' Cunningham (still shaking head about that Bill...ouch).

Anyway, it helped make spring fun...even if you aren't a hockey fan. Seriously.

Jim at Legion of Decency will be doing the official post announcing the pool next week, but start thinking about what teams you will be pulling for...what players will be big point getters....and let's see if we can get a lot more people/bloggers involved.

Jim even has some cool prizes lined up....wheeee

Game on!

Friday, March 28, 2008

Belch...Erp...Arrrrggghh!

Regular programming will resume shortly, but it didn't help that Blogger ate a couple of posts I'd done up earlier this week. Grrr...argggghhh.

So instead...hmmm...drunk animals!




Because it makes me smile...

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Burning Down The House....

I know it's been a good/bad news week, which makes excellent fodder for comedy, but shiiiittttt....have Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert been on fire lately or what?

I say yes, nation...and that's the word.

Friday, March 14, 2008

I Called For You...I Said...Laura...

From Man Stroke Woman, Friday Fun arrives in the form of the mighty Man Cold!



I feel some sniffles coming on...and I'm calling 911.


Because it makes me smile...

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Damn...

I hate it when someone else writes the post I was about to write...so I guess I won't be penning a 'Follow The Money in the Canadian Broadcasting Industry' essay since Henshaw just up and WROTE THE SHIT out of that topic yesterday.

And people wonder why a lot of us old guys are a little jaded and some might even say, bitter...

Friday, March 07, 2008

The Ghastly Backside of Television

More Screenwipe from the UK --- I love this series.



Because it makes me smile...

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Bill C-10 Edumacation

All I can say is....wow.

And...cool.

And...huh?

Well, it seems that all the stamping of feet is making a difference...but I still have to wonder what we all could do about this travesty posted by McGrath...

The CRTC released their report on Canadian Broadcasters' Financial Results:

Ratio of money spent on foreign drama to homegrown drama, in dollars: 12.6 to 1
Amount spent on foreign: 461, 770, 968.
Homegrown: 36, 500 000.
That's almost 462 million versus 36 and a half million.
Broadcaster profits in 2007: stable
Profit before tax income, 5.2 %
Increase over last year's profit, 1.3 %

And you pay twice on your cable bill for these programs -- once for the U.S. networks where you'd get them anyway, and once for the Canadian nets. Nice. Racket.


Where's all the news reporting and letter writing and facebook groups regarding this little outrage? Or if we did stamp our feet just as loud, would anyone in the government even listen. Or care.