"It's such a fine line between stupid an' clever..." - Spinal Tap
Friday, January 05, 2007
It's A Polar Bear Because You're At The North Pole...
Anyone who's played brainteasers with their kids (or just plain brainteased) should like this Friday Fun courtesy of the U.S. version of 'The Office'...
How to determine what kind of bear it is: * Walk up to bear * Kick forcefully in the nuts * Run
Now to the determining part: a) if you run, climb up a tree and bear follows - it's a brown bear b) if you run, climb up a tree and bear starts to shake tree, to make you fall off - it's a grizzly c) if you run, climb up a tree and bear follows while snacking on the leaves - it's a koala d) if you run, but there are no bears - it's a polar bear e) if you don't run and the bear starts crying - you just kicked a DisneyLand employee...
I simply love every single affair related to polar bears and Generic Viagra . The main fact of the issue is that they aren't just lovely but in a horrible situation. Since they are about to extinguish, I am so ashamed.
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How to determine what kind of bear it is:
* Walk up to bear
* Kick forcefully in the nuts
* Run
Now to the determining part:
a) if you run, climb up a tree and bear follows - it's a brown bear
b) if you run, climb up a tree and bear starts to shake tree, to make you fall off - it's a grizzly
c) if you run, climb up a tree and bear follows while snacking on the leaves - it's a koala
d) if you run, but there are no bears - it's a polar bear
e) if you don't run and the bear starts crying - you just kicked a DisneyLand employee...
Actually, typ-o
d) if you run, but there are no trees - it's a polar bear
I simply love every single affair related to polar bears and Generic Viagra .
The main fact of the issue is that they aren't just lovely but in a horrible situation. Since they are about to extinguish, I am so ashamed.
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